1. This creepy pregnant baby
Source: spellingmistakescostlives.com
Yo dawg, we heard you like babies...
2. Hitler
Source: beanscdn.co.uk3. The "Puberty Doll"
Allows kids to witness the transformation into puberty. Might be education, but definitely not for toddlers.
Source: reddit.com4. This baby with an obscene amount of pubic hair
5. This pole dancing toddler
Teaching kids about realistic career choices.
7. "The Flash"
8. This unhealthily skinny pregnant teen
Source: blogspot.com
Someone has to teach kids what happens after blowing bubbles and vibrating broomsticks.
9. The "Cuddle Monkey"
Source: nowthatsnifty.com
This is wildly inappropriate.
10. The "Oreo Barbie"
Source: izismile.com
Teach your son to feel before they buy.
11. The Dora Dildo
Source: reddit.com
Dora the "explorer" has taken on new meaning
12. Penis Gummies
Source: smosh.com13.This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals
Source: klyker.com
Penguins and seals deserve it, but what exactly did the koala do?
14. The "Water Wiennie"
Source: wildammo.com
Welcome to your nightmares.
15. Triple X-Men
16. This robot with a huge pocket rocket
Source: heavy.com17. Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on
18. The "Lego Concentration Camp"
Source: latimesblogs.latimes.com
Fortunately this one was merely an artwork but the fact that we thought it could have been real is unsettling.
And now for some genuinely scary toys.
19. This face that looks like it's about to eat your soul
Source: weburbanist.com
We don’t want to know how you get those coins back.
20. This mouse / child / creature / thing
Source: reddit.com
Furbies have nothing on this.
21. This murderous chimp
Source: buzzfed.com
Jolly? We prefer the term pants-wettingly terrifying.
22. Mr. Buttons
Source: reddit.com
All it wants is to love, and if it can’t get that then your still-beating heart will have to suffice.
23. Whatever the hell this is
Source: buzzfeed.com
The person who took this picture was never seen again.
24. The Zombie Ewok Baby
Source: reddit.com
Is... is that a bone...?
25. Finally, E.T.'s probing finger
We think it’s safe to say that childhood is best left where it is; in the past. Thanks a lot, Internet. We didn’t need to sleep tonight anyway.
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